“I’m too busy” can mean anything from genuinely overwhelmed to “I’ll text you when Mercury is in…

Someone asks, “How’s your studies going?” and suddenly your brain forgets every English word it has…

Ever typed “looking forward to talking to you” and then stared at the screen thinking, “Surely…

Have you ever been minding your own business when someone suddenly decides your life needs their…

A guy calling you “Missy” can feel surprisingly loaded. Is he flirting? Teasing you? Being playful?…

Someone just said, “I have a crush on you,” and suddenly your brain has left the group chat. 😭💘…

Ever stared at a message that says, “Hey, just checking in,” and thought, “Okay how do I reply…

Ever typed “Let me know what you think” and stared at the screen wondering, “Surely I can say this…

Ever typed “If I can be of any help” and thought, Surely there’s a less robotic way to say this?…

Have you ever been in an argument where the other person talks so confidently that you start…

Ever get hit with “It’s been a long day” and suddenly your brain forgets every clever sentence…

If someone suddenly says, “Can I know you better?”, your brain has about three seconds to decide…

Someone just said “Amen,” and now you’re wondering what to say back without sounding like a broken…

Ever send someone a message and suddenly realize they’ve started copying your exact replies? Yep…

Sometimes “I’ll wait for you” is more than a sentence. It can mean, “You matter enough for me to be…

Have you ever received a message that simply says “OML” and stared at your screen like, “Okay and…

Ever typed “reach me at this number” and felt like your message sounded a little too stiff? You’re…

Ever typed “I will get back to you” and felt like your message sounded a little too robotic? We’ve…

Someone says, “I’m just pulling your leg,” and suddenly your brain forgets every clever sentence…

Ever get hit with “You can’t handle me” and suddenly your brain decides to take a lunch break? Yeah…

Ever received a “Mami” in your DMs and suddenly wondered, “Okay what exactly am I supposed to say to…

“Dangerous” is one of those words that can mean almost anything depending on how he says it. Or…

Ever had someone say “Keep it in your pants” and suddenly your brain decided to take a coffee break?…

Have you ever received a text that made you stare at your screen for five full minutes? Yep “I like…

Have you ever typed “Thank you for your cooperation” into an email, stared at it, and thought…

Have you ever been chatting with someone, and they suddenly hit you with, “You’re cold”? Maybe they…

Starting a new job is exciting, awkward, exhausting, and occasionally all three before lunch. Then…

Ever received a text saying, “You stole my heart”, and suddenly your brain went completely offline?…

Some invitations deserve a yes. Others deserve a beautifully worded escape plan. We’ve all been…

Ever received a simple “good girl” and suddenly wondered, “Okay what exactly am I supposed to say to…